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Your one-stop pit stop for all things sketchy, shiny, and slightly suspicious. From airbrushed wizard decals to shag carpet essentials, we’ve got everything a true Creepy Vanner needs to keep the dream alive (and the neighbors uncomfortable). Whether you’re cruising for nostalgia or just need a new “Free Candy” shirt, LurkShop delivers the goods hot, weird, and straight outta 1978.
"Free Candy" Van T-shirt
Turn heads with our Free Candy Van T-shirt, crafted from ultra-soft black cotton for all-day comfort. Featuring a bold white van graphic and playful 'Come on in, FREE CANDY' slogan, this tee adds a touch of humor to any casual outfit. Available in a range of sizes for the perfect classic fit, it's a fun and unique choice for anyone who loves witty statement apparel.
"Got Candy?" T-shirt
The Got Candy? Tee is the ultimate nod to classic Creepy Van humor, soft, bold, and just the right amount of suspicious. Made for van enthusiasts, retro rebels, and those who appreciate the art of questionable fashion choices, this shirt delivers instant 70s nostalgia with a wink of mischief. Perfect for car shows, late-night cruises, or just confusing people at the grocery store.
The Spin of Sin
Turn your ride into a rolling disco with this Rear View Mirror Hanging Disco Ball. Small, shiny, and full of retro flair, it catches the light and attention everywhere you go. Perfect for Creepy Vanners and anyone who thinks every drive deserves a little boogie.
Creeper Cubes
Retro Fuzzy Plush Dice – Bring back the glory days of shag carpet and classic van vibes. Soft, swingin’, and full of retro charm, these fuzzy dice add instant attitude to your rearview mirror. Hang ’em high, let ’em sway, and roll in pure vintage style.
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